Thursday, April 30, 2009

THE HACKER IS AT IT AGAIN!

Once again, I googled my blog to see if the junk that was on the hit last time was still there, and it still was. So if you come to my blog to see the "atrocities" that are supposedly on here, you will see that your result matches no query, or something like that. It's the truth! For some reason the guys at google don't monitor that stuff. Sorry about that.

Things That We Learned in Mr. Pettit's 7th Grade Science Class

1. Insulin used to be obtained by killing sheep.

2. Shrink Raps are a fraud.

3. Logan gets bad grades and therefore will not be married for some time.

4. Free ice cream is for those who are over achievers, like me and Bailey.

5. Stay out of Mrs. Pettit's way.

6. Never set up a girl that can bench press 300.

7. Speaking of bench pressing, come to weight lifting on Thursdays.

8. Never trust a Hostetler.

9. If you use the same soap repeatedly, you will get sick soon because the diseases on our grimy little fingers get immune to the Dial.

10. Any of those who graduate first semester with an A+ will get promoted to 8th grade science (Lie)

11. Stem cell research is the new frontier in curing illnesses. It only costs 20,000 bucks per year to keep the thing that you might not even need in a freezer for the rest of your child's life!

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Kind of boring day....

Well, today I googled my blog, and for some reason, all of this mean hateful stuff came up.  What the heck?!?  I don't know where THAT came from.  Google is messed up sometimes.  But just ignore it!  The internet is full of hackers!